Malia Simon, Author at HARDTIMES

October 30, 2023

For most of the year with the exception of one special day, you and your partner’s upsetting sexual kink remains…

October 24, 2023

Uh-oh: tonight at the club they were playing some 2000s bangers that advocated for “burning this place to the ground,”…

October 14, 2023

It’s almost time for Whore-o-ween, and apparently you are considering dressing as a sexy law enforcement officer. We think that’s…

September 27, 2023

Good news, ladies: unrealistic body standards are old news. That’s right—it’s time to start focusing on what’s on the inside,…

August 6, 2023

Those of you who have been asking for a Maroon 5 review are in luck, and also, go fuck yourselves.…

July 21, 2023

Lately there has been a lot of hype around this idea of “ketamine therapy”—apparently scientists claim you can therapeutically inject…

July 16, 2023

HOBOKEN, N.J. — Local host Dave Pendleton told guest and longtime friend Jeremy Adler to “just help himself to anything…

June 29, 2023

Here the fuck we go again. You swore if mom’s friend Gwen compared your music career to her jewelry business…

June 28, 2023

Holy fucking shit! Some of you may not believe it when I tell you this, but yesterday I came upon…

June 15, 2023

Yesterday, twelve of my so-called “friends and family” gathered in my living room to “have a conversation” about my “recent…