Good news, ladies: unrealistic body standards are old news. That’s right—it’s time to start focusing on what’s on the inside, and fucking despising that instead!…
Those of you who have been asking for a Maroon 5 review are in luck, and also, go fuck yourselves. This past weekend we accidentally…
Lately there has been a lot of hype around this idea of “ketamine therapy”—apparently scientists claim you can therapeutically inject ketamine to treat serious issues…
HOBOKEN, N.J. — Local host Dave Pendleton told guest and longtime friend Jeremy Adler to “just help himself to anything in the fridge” despite only…
Here the fuck we go again. You swore if mom’s friend Gwen compared your music career to her jewelry business one more time you would…
Holy fucking shit! Some of you may not believe it when I tell you this, but yesterday I came upon the most talented street performer…
Yesterday, twelve of my so-called “friends and family” gathered in my living room to “have a conversation” about my “recent recreational use of horse tranquilizers.”…