Malia Simon, Author at HARDTIMES

April 14, 2024

I finally did it: after years of creating absolute dogshit music that no one would listen to, I finally found…

April 10, 2024

Wake up, America: it’s time to face the reality that porn addiction is a crippling disease, and one that affects…

April 7, 2024

Well, I finally did it. After 6 months of doing high-intensity interval training in 100-degree heat and only eating egg…

March 24, 2024

The ‘70s are back, baby, and they’re right here in my 250-square-foot apartment. I’m reliving the debauchery of the decade…

February 24, 2024

NEW BRUNSWICK, N.J. — Local man Max Broderson reportedly ended a romantic viewing of “Fast & Furious 6” by asking…

February 22, 2024

Ever find yourself in desperate desire of being noticed by your crush, but despite everything you do, he still doesn’t…

January 23, 2024

It’s no secret that celebs live glitzy and glam-filled lives beyond the grasp of our normal and non-rich minds, but…

January 10, 2024

My girlfriend and I have gotten into some pretty freaky stuff lately. In the past, we’ve tried bondage, hair-pulling, and…

November 26, 2023

So the person making your coffee is attractive, and you're thinking now might be the perfect time to take advantage…

November 23, 2023

DENVER — Local mom Carla Bogerton’s newfound acceptance of cannabis is reportedly ruining the fun of slipping away from the…

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