M.J. Amory, Author at HARDTIMES

September 26, 2018

LOS ANGELES — After weeks of accusations by former employees that Riot Games cultivated a work environment that fostered sexism and…

September 17, 2018

Video transcript: “With great power comes great responsibility.” An ultimately hollow message that rings through Spider-Man on the PlayStation 4,…

September 4, 2018

BALDWIN, N.Y. — Eric Goldstein’s bar mitzvah celebration on Saturday was ruined by his older cousin Chris Meyers, who crowd-killed…

August 28, 2018

NEW YORK — After a surprise appearance at the Comedy Cellar on Monday night, Louis CK has continued his comeback…

August 24, 2018

NEW YORK — The 42nd Street/Times Square subway station was tight on space early yesterday evening after Rush drummer Neil…

August 20, 2018

OSAKA, Japan — Capcom revealed a spiritual successor to its popular Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney franchise entitled Jordan Peterson: Douche…

August 19, 2018

We live in a fatist culture. Whether it is magazine covers showing impossibly thin bodies, discrimination on dating websites, or…

August 17, 2018

GLEN ROCK, N.J. — After sixteen-year-old Alex Stone opened fire at Glen Rock High School, killing ten students and injuring…

August 6, 2018

PLUCART SYSTEM — Local alien Blixbor Raxorit once again boastfully yammered on about his Linux-based human life simulator called ‘Earth,’…

July 24, 2018

HEAVEN — Succumbing to public outcry after the shocking discovery of an Old Testament written by Himself, God, the Father…