M.J. Amory, Author at HARDTIMES

August 24, 2018

NEW YORK — The 42nd Street/Times Square subway station was tight on space early yesterday evening after Rush drummer Neil…

August 20, 2018

OSAKA, Japan — Capcom revealed a spiritual successor to its popular Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney franchise entitled Jordan Peterson: Douche…

August 19, 2018

We live in a fatist culture. Whether it is magazine covers showing impossibly thin bodies, discrimination on dating websites, or…

August 17, 2018

GLEN ROCK, N.J. — After sixteen-year-old Alex Stone opened fire at Glen Rock High School, killing ten students and injuring…

August 6, 2018

PLUCART SYSTEM — Local alien Blixbor Raxorit once again boastfully yammered on about his Linux-based human life simulator called ‘Earth,’…

July 24, 2018

HEAVEN — Succumbing to public outcry after the shocking discovery of an Old Testament written by Himself, God, the Father…

June 28, 2018

LOS ANGELES — On the heels of well-received launches of Marvel shows on Netflix, Hulu and Freeform, Marvel revealed it…

June 24, 2018

BRIGHTON, U.K. — In a small ceremony in front of close friends and family, Felix Kjellberg, more famously known by…

June 11, 2018

LOS ANGELES — Standing outside the Los Angeles Convention Center, legendary mid-2000s game developer Cliff “Cliffy B” Bleszinski was repeatedly…

May 29, 2018

As we all know, animal abuse is a major problem in the world. But the insidious thing about it is…