Amazon Calls Cops on Rockabilia
SEATTLE — Online retail behemoth Amazon filed an official complaint yesterday against band merch site Rockabilia in one of the…
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Mom Just Calling to See if You Saw Her Text About Voicemail She Left
HUDSON, N.Y. — Local mother Mallory Kerner called her daughter Jenna this morning, shortly after texting to see whether or…
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Singer Insists Song About Different Katie From Homeroom Who Always Wears That Green Hoodie
GREEN BAY, Wisc. — BurntBridge singer and lyricist Zach Maron confirmed today that his song “Katie, in the Green Hoodie”…
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No One Notices Rockabilia’s Ska Merch Page Still Down
CHANHASSEN, Minn. — Technical difficulties with the ska section of online retailer Rockabilia’s website have gone unnoticed for the third…
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Band Does Anniversary Tour of Wrong Album
LOS ANGELES — Legendary emo quartet Rockem Sockem Gobots announced today a 10th anniversary tour celebrating their record Stunted Descension,…
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Band Does Anniversary Tour of Wrong Album
LOS ANGELES — Legendary emo quartet Rockem Sockem Gobots announced today a 10th anniversary tour celebrating their record Stunted Descension,…
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Guitarist and Singer Inform Rest of Band New Album Finished
FAYETTEVILLE, Ark. — The singer and one guitarist of punk octet TetrisTetris surprised the other six members of their band…
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Punk Dad Bribes Community College Admissions With Billions In Exposure
OAKLAND, Calif. — Punk dad Mike Schreiner allegedly bribed a local community college admissions office with billions of dollars worth…
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LANDR AI Programmed to Auto-Ignore Bassist’s Input
LOS ANGELES — LANDR, the advanced artificial intelligence software for mastering audio, contains an algorithm that can recognize and automatically…
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Bohemian Rhapsody Porn Parody Closer to Real Story
MONTREAL — Adult entertainment company Brazzers’ Blowhemian Rhapsody, a “porn parody” of the Academy Award-winning Queen biopic Bohemian Rhapsody, is…
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