Hometown Facebook Group Not Even Being Subtle About Racism Anymore
DUBLIN, Ga. — Members of the official Facebook group for all things related to Dublin, Ga., have finally stopped hiding…
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We Tried to Interview Jeff Bezos, and Then It Was All a Blur and a Giant White Balloon Chased Us and Now We Live in Some Weird Community Prison Type Thing
I went to Amazon HQ and was shown into Jeff Bezos’ office, under the guise of interviewing him about becoming…
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Opinion: You’re All Essential Heroes but I Asked for Pomplamoose La Croix Not Grapefruit Please Connect Me With the Manager
Essential workers. Brave heroes. The second coming of Christ. These are the names we've all come to call our most…
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Punk Uses Stock Photo of Dirty Apartment as Zoom Background to Hide Parents’ Mansion
SAVANNAH, Ga. — Local punk Jake Stanton used a photo of a trashy apartment as his Zoom background yesterday to…
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Activist Posts Important Meme
PORTLAND, Ore. — Local activist/influencer/yoga instructor/Instagram model/spiritualist Lana-Ann Fink did her part yesterday to take a stand and inspire change…
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Crush Probably Just Watching Livestream from Someone Else’s Instagram Account
GREEN BAY, Wisc. — Local punk and BurntBridge frontman Zach Maron live-streamed an intimate acoustic show on Instagram late last…
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Opinion: 2020 Is Actually Good Because It Subverts Expectations
Where are all the new ideas?! Every movie is the same tired plot. Every TV show is full of unoriginal…
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Help: I Accidentally Opened This Livestream and I’m the Only Viewer and I Feel Bad Leaving
AHHHH! Fuck my stupid face in the dick with some shit! I was just scrolling when a notification that someone…
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Punk Blue Apron Just a Bunch of Random Gas Station Items
NEW YORK — The startup company Punk Blue Apron is enjoying a surge in popularity, thanks to their monthly subscription…
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Axl Rose Arrives 6 Hours Late to Home Livestream Concert
LOS ANGELES — Axl Rose arrived six hours late today to a charity livestream event featuring a plethora of other…
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