PERRYSBURG, Ohio — A recent posting of singer/songwriter Dan Sheen’s Bandcamp link has silenced his local friend group chat despite…
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LOS ANGELES — Notoriously youthful megastar Paul Rudd recently stated his youthful appearance is the result of self-care, genetics, and…
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Sure it’s empowering to act on emotion and rage against the machine, but as you get older, you’ll learn that…
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First and foremost, we want to say congratulations President Biden! Well, moreso good riddance Donald Trump but six in one…
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HILL VALLEY, Calif. — Marty McFly admitted today that he now mostly uses his time machine to go back in…
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UMTANUM, Wash. — Local single man Cameron Barrett admitted today that he’s been patiently waiting for his high school crush…
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OLATHE, Kan. — Liz Barret, your close lifelong friend and one of the only people whose opinion actually matters to…
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WASHINGTON — Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh tried to create a new judicial nomination process yesterday, in which Ruth Bader…
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ATLANTA — A team of male researchers reportedly discovered the cure for COVID-19 yesterday, mere seconds after a correlation between…
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SAN FRANCISCO — Elon Musk announced today that his startup Neuralink will be able to outfit humans with a brain…
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