Kyle Sekaquaptewa, Author at HARDTIMES

September 17, 2019

For millions of kids who grew up in the 90’s, the sound of shattering glass could only mean one thing:…

September 1, 2019

ODESSA, Texas — Local man Grant Hopkins informed his friend group today that he can’t make it to this mass…

August 12, 2019

Oh boy, look who just walked in. Who does this douchebag think he is? I hate when assholes from out…

July 11, 2019

SALT LAKE CITY — Employees of a local Goodwill thrift store reported a loud disturbance today, as a woman discovered…

July 5, 2019

LOS ANGELES — Disney Studios announced today that the upcoming live action remake of The Little Mermaid is set to…

May 16, 2019

DAVENPORT, Iowa — A group of four white men found yesterday standing in an empty field outside of Davenport are,…

May 3, 2019

BOSTON — Boston College sophomore Daniel Milner recently purchased a PlayStation VR gaming headset and what he claimed was a…

April 1, 2019

BURBANK, Calif. — Local gamer Doug Saunders recently purchased a high-end gaming chair, equipped with advanced technical features, a dynamic…

January 22, 2019

BAKERSFIELD, Calif. — Local punk Griffin Myers was hospitalized last night after provoking mythical scene veteran Butch “The Butcher” Caldwell,…

January 13, 2019

PITTSBURGH — A local punk house is gearing up for its fourth consecutive year of flu season, now plaguing residents…