80-Square-Foot Space Between NYC Band, Audience Available for Summer Sublet
BROOKLYN — Post-punk band T.F.U. has listed the empty space in front of the stage for rent on Craigslist as…
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Crust Punk Asked to Hold Pose a Bit Longer While Portrait Artist Puts Finishing Touches on Stink Lines
BOULDER, Colo. — Local crustie Dylan Waters was asked to hold his pose for “just a little bit longer” while…
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Aging Punk to Get Year’s Worth of Shows In at One-Day Fest
[caption id="attachment_13848" align="aligncenter" width="1702"] Pre-sale tickets available now.[/caption] SAN BERNARDINO, Calif. — Aging punk Valeri Kravtsova announced plans earlier today…
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Woman Who Can’t Find Passport Pinpoints Exact Location of Jupiter on Night of Birth
HUNTSVILLE, Ala. — An attempt to locate a passport was halted earlier this afternoon when Capricorn/Libra-rising Vickie Bailey-Wilson paused the…
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Metal Lyricist Struggling to Find Right Word to Rhyme With ‘Maggot-Ridden Anal Contusion’
SHREVEPORT, La. — Goat Cadaver frontman and lyricist Jake Reid reportedly hit a wall in his songwriting process late last…
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Anxious Woman Hopes Period Is Just Running On Punk Time
OMAHA, Neb. — Local copy editor and Beagles guitarist Maddy Nelson is reportedly growing increasingly anxious by the delayed arrival…
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Guy Poking Head Through Beaded Curtain Can Tell You Exactly Why It’s Called 420
PIKE CREEK, Del. — Three friends are currently being held in a Highlands home basement by local stoner Spencer Cobb,…
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Proud Drummer of Three Happily Announces She’s Expecting Fourth Band
RENO, Nev. — Drummer Zosia Tillman happily announced to friends and family via Facebook last week that, in addition to…
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Hardcore Frontman Could Win Battle of the Bands with One Hand Tucked Behind His Back
MORGANTOWN, W.Va. — Self-proclaimed “hardcore legend” Eric Hauser escalated tensions at a local Battle of the Bands earlier this week,…
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Shy, Awkward Secret Show Hoping Someone Asks a Punk About It
OAHU, Hawaii — A secret show set to occur this weekend at an undisclosed location is growing more anxious with…
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