SCRANTON, Penn. — The Menzingers offered yesterday a handful of stamped timecards taken from a local factory to a life-sized…
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There is a real problem in this country, and no, I’m not talking about peanut oil. I’m talking about the…
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So you made it all the way home from the grocery store before you realized that the five pound bag…
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HATTIESBURG, Miss. — Local poser Justin Lindsey listed several brands of protein bars last night after multiple members of the…
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BECKLEY, W. Va. — Recent Philidelpia transplant Abigail Kingaby is currently making rounds to visit several friends, all buried among…
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BUMFUCK, Iowa — The small, central Iowa town of Bumfuck announced plans today to honor its eponymous founder Arthur Bumfuck…
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BOSTON — Local man, and person with little to no concern for his physical well-being, Travis Ligresti was spotted eating…
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HORN LAKE, Tenn. — A search party was convened today to find local woman and Instagram user Yani Park after…
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TWIN FALLS, Idaho — Local man Jeff Debow mistook today what was sent as a pee emoji for “making this…
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GRAND ISLAND, Neb. — A visit to Carrie Choi’s childhood bedroom last week revealed a way more involved ska phase…
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