Kevin Tit, Author at HARDTIMES

April 20, 2020

NEWPORT, Ky. — Notable stoner and “flat earth” conspiracy theorist John Hays has been playing the same Sleep album continuously…

April 11, 2020

LAS VEGAS — “Undercover Boss” and Biscotti Pizza CEO Alex Prescott is pretty pissed he risked his own well-being when…

March 27, 2020

"I LOVE LIVIN’ IN THE CITY!" Hell yeah. "FEAR" said it best in their comedy sketch on Saturday Night Live…

March 27, 2020

MIAMI — Proto-punk legend Iggy Pop removed the torso section from his hazmat suit yesterday, designed to protect the aging…

March 15, 2020

WASHINGTON — Democratic presidential frontrunner Joe. Biden allegedly checked in with former President Barack Obama ahead of an upcoming debate…

March 14, 2020

ALISO VIEJO, Calif. — The And1 clothing company is introducing a new line of shorts crafted specifically for hardcore kids…

March 6, 2020

HERMOSA BEACH, Calif. — Legendary punk rock band Black Flag is hoping that this is the year they finally get…

March 5, 2020

ANNAPOLIS, Md. — Sick, debt-ridden voter Roz Benoit doesn’t really love Democratic candidate Bernie Sanders, but kind of really needs…

February 24, 2020

LANCASTER, Pa. — Local woman and Three Days Grace Family Care Clinic patient Wendy Adair was instructed yesterday by her…

February 13, 2020

NEW YORK — Breakout singer/songwriter Peter Musto quietly unfollowed all his “go-nowhere loser friends” on social media last week, leaving…