NPR’s Tiny Desk Acquired By Live Nation September 15, 2022 WASHINGTON — Live Nation, the largest entertainment promoter in North America, paid an undisclosed amount of cash to buy the… Read More →
Creeping Mortality: 60 Minutes Is Now Catering To My Interests August 5, 2022 Remember when your parents would watch 60 Minutes? You knew it was the end of the weekend. It symbolized the… Read More →
Neutrogena Releases Goth-Strength Sunscreen July 24, 2022 LOS ANGELES — Representatives from Neutrogena announced they finally perfected a formula strong enough to be certified as “Goth-Strength” by… Read More →
Only White Dude at Cinco De Mayo Party Hitting Piñata Little Too Hard For Everyone’s Comfort May 5, 2022 LOS ANGELES – Local man Salvador Gunez was alarmed and concerned following the aggressiveness with which his friend Seth Richter… Read More →
Band Disclosing Bedbugs Infestation Subtly Flexing About Recent Tour April 10, 2022 BERKELEY, Calif. — Touring band ‘The Flattered & The Curious’ regaled tenants of the apartment they are crashing in with… Read More →
Is It Just Me or Is Satanic Mass Just as Boring as Catholic Mass? March 29, 2022 I was in need of some faith, but I'm also not some dork who pretends their Lord is made of… Read More →
When We Were Young Festival “Arms Crossed In The Back” Section Sold Out Immediately March 1, 2022 LAS VEGAS — When We Were Young festival released a new batch of tickets for an “Arms Crossed In The… Read More →
All-ages Venue Considering Cut-off Age at 32 January 31, 2022 ANAHEIM, Calif. — Local all-ages punk venue, The Back House, recently began to inform their patrons about an upcoming age… Read More →