Aw, Shit: The Poser at My Job Just Told Me He Listens To Hardcore Punk
The one nice perk about having a soul-crushing office job is casual Friday. Especially when it’s cool enough that I…
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37-Year-Old Turns Down Taking Back Sunday When Driving By Teenagers
LOS ANGELES — Local self-described “elder emo” Jasper Berkeley, 37, turned down the volume to his car stereo playing Taking…
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Top 10 The Weakerthans Songs To Cry To On A Long Drive
There’s a 99% chance anyone who says they enjoy driving do so because it’s the only place you can cry…
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Blink-182 Make Mad Dash Across City To Close Other Nostalgia Festival
LOS ANGELES — Members of Blink-182 were hurriedly escorted off stage just as they played the final notes of their…
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Tour Pre-Sale Code Allows Fans To Get Shittiest Seats First
LOS ANGELES — Ticketmaster’s latest pre-sale for the Now That’s What I Call Music Tour allowed concertgoers to register for…
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Isolated Fat Mike Vocal Track Used in CIA Torture Sessions
WASHINGTON — Recently declassified documents outlining various so-called “enhanced interrogation” techniques used by the CIA during the War on Terrorism…
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New Fall Out Boy Song Breaks LiveJournal Attempted Log-In Records
SAN FRANCISCO — Executives at the formerly popular blogging platform LiveJournal report that their website experienced a sudden spike in…
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Ghost Intern Has Trouble Identifying Nameless Ghouls Lunch Orders
LINKÖPING, SWEDEN — Local college student Lufsig Nilsson once again screwed up the lunch orders for the Group of Nameless…
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Opinion: Maybe the Sun Should Cut Back on Starbucks and Save Year Round
Like clockwork, here comes the Sun telling us we can go back to “Standard Time” as if it’s doing us…
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Uh-oh: I Forgot To Take the Bernie Sticker off My Harley Before Arriving at Sturgis
One of the rites of passage of being a Harley-Davidson owner is taking a trip up to Sturgis, South Dakota…
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