Help! Why Does “Dust in the Wind” Start Playing Every Time I Eat Alone in My Apartment?
It’s been happening for nearly a month now. I’ll be alone in my apartment about to enjoy a tasty half…
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My Brain Says Warren, My Heart Says Sanders, and My Dick Won’t Stop Screaming Jeb Bush
As a voter and a sexual being, I’ve never felt more conflicted. I don't know who I want to represent…
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Facebook Adds New “Wow This Is Pretty Racist but You’re Also My Dad” Reaction
MENLO PARK, Calif. — Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg announced this morning that the social media giant is launching a new…
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We Scored This Awesome Interview With Tom Morello After Hitting Every Button on the Elevator
It’s not every day you get to interview a legendary guitarist like Tom Morello. You never know when an opportunity…
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Opinion: Metallica’s New Stuff Is Underrated. Also, This Is a Robbery
Having an appreciation for Metallica's later work is like robbing a convenience store; most people look down on it, but…
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Opinion: I Was Only Crying Because the Tattoo Artist Was Doing Such a Good Job
I think it’s time for me to come clean. Yes, I did cry the entire when I got my new…
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Barista Wishes More People Would Care He Is Gotye
NEW YORK — A barista at a New York City Starbucks struck a somber tone yesterday, wishing that more of…
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Santa Sneaks Bandcamp Link to His Lo-fi Indie EP Into Child’s Stocking
CHICAGO — Holiday icon and present delivery mogul Santa Claus admitted this morning that he snuck Bandcamp links to his…
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Waffle House Closest Thing Small Town Has to Punk Venue
NUTLEY, W.V. — A small-town Waffle House has been recognized as the only space the local punk scene can claim…
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We Interviewed This Neo Nazi With Our Truck’s Front Bumper
In times of political turmoil, it can often be difficult to have respectful, open and honest conversation with those of…
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