Netflix Prodigy Plays 7 Episodes of ‘The Queen’s Gambit’ at the Same Time
LEXINGTON, Ky. — Orphan and streaming prodigy Bess Herman, 9, has shaken up the world of on-demand entertainment by playing…
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Biden Acceptance Speech Interrupted by Kanye Concession
WILMINGTON, Del. — Democrat Joe Biden’s Presidential acceptance speech was interrupted today by rapper-turned-presidential candidate Kanye West, who rushed the…
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Jerry Falwell Jr. Agrees to Watch Wife Attend Couples Counseling
GOODE, Va. — Disgraced former Liberty University President Jerry Falwell Jr. agreed last week to watch his wife Becki attend…
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We Ranked Every Punk Song Ever but Our Spreadsheet Won’t Open
Six years ago, we took up the ambitious project of ranking every punk song ever recorded: a colossal catalog spanning…
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Mike Pence Welcomes Substantive Debate with Kamala Harris’ Husband
WASHINGTON — Vice President Mike Pence is looking forward to debating Kamala Harris’ husband, Douglas Emhoff, on key issues impacting…
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Amazon “Employee of the Month” Awarded Posthumously
STATEN ISLAND, N.Y. — Recently deceased Amazon warehouse worker Freddie Romero was named “Employee of the Month” yesterday for his…
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We Discovered Ice-T’s Middle Name Is Lauren and Now Can’t Remember Why We Googled Him in the First Place
Real-life bank robber pimp. Gangsta rap and nu-metal pioneer. Star of reality and primetime television. These are just a few…
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Being Alone vs. Being Lonely: How Glib Wordplay Enables My Detachment From Reality
For the 36 million Americans living in solitude during this global pandemic, it’s essential for our sanity that we recognize…
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Sesame Street Airs Special Episode to Explain Coronavirus to the President
NEW YORK — The cast of “Sesame Street” joined the country’s leading scientists and health experts this weekend in a…
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AMC Reopens Theaters With Strict ‘No Outside Coronavirus’ Policy
ATLANTA — AMC Theatres announced today that they will begin reopening locations across Georgia as the state begins relaxing its…
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