John Danek, Author at HARDTIMES

October 14, 2023

LOS ANGELES — Los Angeles International Airport (LAX) announced the addition of a new terminal only accessible by taking a…

October 11, 2023

HOUSTON — Aspiring prog metal guitarist Paul Issacson watched the 1962 film version of “The Music Man under the incorrect…

October 8, 2023

SAGINAW, Mich. — Father, husband, and delivery driver Gary Lillet recently exhumed his Fender Telecaster guitar and Peavey Classic 30…

September 26, 2023

SEATTLE — Long-running punk outfit Wrought Iron Spleen chastised their audience at High Dive for making eye contact with substitute…

September 23, 2023

HAZLEHURST, Miss. — Indie horror movie “The Scary Place” is leaving primarily Republican audiences in freshly shitted-and pissed-in pants due…

September 2, 2023

Reddit is a place to learn about a variety of hobbies, immerse yourself in new subcultures, and get lectured by…

August 13, 2023

LAREDO, Texas — Conservative Tanner Oakenson recently committed his life to destroying all forms of fictional child abuse invented by…

August 7, 2023

I’m in a bit of a pickle here. Ever since I picked up guitar at 13 and subscribed to Guitar…

July 24, 2023

Guitar pedals are the paint-by-number books of the music world. Can’t come up with an original riff? Buy a pedal…

July 11, 2023

LOS ANGELES — Bad Religion frontman and former atheist Greg Graffin promised God that he would change his band’s name…