John Danek, Author at HARDTIMES

May 8, 2019

I see the way you look at me when I pull up at the red light, blasting "Fucking Hostile" off…

May 7, 2019

WASHINGTON — Drummer Cory Adonis of sludge metal band Casket Fissure accidentally opened the biblical Seventh Seal yesterday, commencing the…

April 30, 2019

Much like Children, fantasy is crucial to the emotional and cognitive development of bassists. They need to constantly expand the…

April 5, 2019

LOS ANGELES — Music teacher and ocarina virtuoso Marissa Harte let out a troubling and defeated sigh upon being asked…

April 5, 2019

LOS ANGELES — Music teacher and ocarina virtuoso Marissa Harte let out a troubling and defeated sigh upon being asked…

April 5, 2019

NEW YORK — A first-edition "Pixelated Bukkake" card from the game Cards Against Humanity sold for a record $6.9 million…

April 5, 2019

NEW YORK — A first-edition "Pixelated Bukkake" card from the game Cards Against Humanity sold for a record $6.9 million…

March 15, 2019

OAK RIDGE, Tenn. — The Doomsday Clock, a graphical representation of humanity's impending doom, moved forward to 11:59:59 p.m. last…

March 15, 2019

OAK RIDGE, Tenn. — The Doomsday Clock, a graphical representation of humanity's impending doom, moved forward to 11:59:59 p.m. last…

March 14, 2019

"Post-hardcore" is one of those terms that doesn't really mean anything, like "synergy" or "men's rights." But The Hard Times…