John Danek, Author at HARDTIMES

September 2, 2021

FRESNO, Calif. — Local golden retriever DeeDee is utterly ashamed at owner Ben “Stank Beav” Carlisle’s insistence on dragging his…

August 31, 2021

LAREDO, Texas — Punk drummer Marcus Flannery shocked the medical and music worlds by giving birth not to triplets as…

August 28, 2021

CHARLOTTE, N.C. — Metalhead Tyler Cobb was the only patron to behave with respect and civility at airport bar Buster’s,…

August 18, 2021

BELLEFONTE, Pa. — A customer at Quik Cuts Barber Shop cast an aching stare at a neighboring silent barber/customer pair…

August 11, 2021

DENVER — Tooth Rust, a punk band on their first nationwide tour, was spared from robbery yesterday because of their…

August 7, 2021

ERIE, Pa. — A basement punk show is currently running unprecedentedly early, as it is set to begin merely 90…

July 29, 2021

LOS ANGELES — Hollywood A-lister Mark Wahlberg is researching a new role as a police officer in upcoming thriller “Crown…

July 27, 2021

MECHANICSBURG, Pa. — Aspiring music producer Tommy Kent spent the overwhelming majority of his most recent mix session uninstalling and…

July 17, 2021

OMAHA, Neb. — The Britney Spears ‘90s classic “...Baby One More Time” being played between sets at a recent hardcore…

July 12, 2021

ROSWELL, N.M. — Local bachelor Ian Rael felt optimistic about his first Hinge date with Emily Backovich, an event that…