Fortnite Adds Kevin James’ Dance From Hitch Into Game
CARY, N.C. — Following the release of the viral TikTok Renegade dance as DLC content for their hit third person…
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Melania Trump Promotes BLM Movement Thinking It Stands for “Be Less Mean”
WASHINGTON — First Lady of the United States Melania Trump announced her enthusiastic support for the Black Lives Matter movement…
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Instagram Post of Twitter Screenshot Shows TikTok Star Reacting to Vine Compilation on YouTube
LOS ANGELES — 22-year-old TikTok star Sarah Johnston reacted to her own 2016 Vine compilation in a viral YouTube video…
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Fact Check: It’s Called ‘Shrimp Fried Rice’ Not Because a Shrimp Fried the Rice Itself, But In Fact Because the Fried Rice Contains Shrimp In It
Recently we have been seeing a multitude of people on social media claiming that Shrimp Fried Rice got its name…
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Opinion: Video Games are for Children. If You’re an Adult, You Should Stare at a Wall Until You Fucking Die
Listen, here’s the deal: there is absolutely nothing wrong with liking video games if you’re a child, but that needs…
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Cop Pauses to Remember Chokeholds Now Illegal Before Murdering Innocent Person
NEW YORK — NYPD officer Martin Stuart heroically paused earlier today to reflect that chokeholds are now an illegal use…
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Nancy Pelosi Plays Single Match as Doomfist in Honor of Black Lives Matter
WASHINGTON — Nancy Pelosi played a match of Overwatch as the black character Doomfist earlier this morning to celebrate Black…
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Call of Duty: Warzone Update Requires 100GB, a Little Bit of Blood
MIDDLETON, Wisc. — A new update to Activision’s Call of Duty: Warzone requires users to give up 100gb of their…
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Democrats Propose Sweeping Legislation to End the Good Night Forehead Kisses They Give Police Officers Every Night
WASHINGTON — Democrats have proposed historic legislation that would end the traditional “goodnight kiss” they previously gave all cops right…
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Man Misses Protest After Spending Too Much Time Trying to Come Up With Funny Sign
BROOKLYN, N.Y. — Local protester John Reid reportedly missed a number of anti-police protests over the last few weeks, thanks…
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