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October 18, 2020

NEW YORK — Local roommate Phil Darrow was ejected from his apartment after his friends discovered that he had lied…

October 16, 2020

BURBANK, Calif. — Insomniac has announced that the Miles Morales Spider-Man game for the PlayStation 5 will feature an intricate…

October 10, 2020

WASHINGTON — Researchers have discovered that the origin of the "fake news" phenomenon stretches all the way back to 2002,…

October 8, 2020

LOS ANGELES — Young baby child and Spider-Man actor Tom Holland stars in the new film The Devil All the…

October 1, 2020

SAN JOSE, Calif. — Famous Nintendo voice actor Charles Martinet has stepped down as the voice of Mario after failing…

September 29, 2020

GREENSBORO, N.C. — Local gamer Harry Olsen, who has sucked shit at every single video game he has ever played,…

September 24, 2020

NEW YORK — Researchers at Columbia University have published a paper which warns that roughly 10% of all spaceship crewmates…

September 23, 2020

NEW YORK — Local work-from-home employee Martin Rowe turned off the volume on the Twitch stream he was watching so…

September 21, 2020

PHILADELPHIA — Local gamer Carla Ward reportedly needs to trick herself into finishing video games by gamifying them in order…

September 14, 2020

LONDON — Harry Potter author JK Rowling has announced that her next novel, about a cisgender man who dresses as…