September 5, 2025
GRAND RAPIDS, Mich. — Michael Murphy, a 43-year-old insurance salesman suffering from shortness of breath, elevated cholesterol, undiagnosed GI issues…
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June 3, 2025
WASHINGTON — The National Institute of Mental Health (NIMH) revealed that ICE agents just aren’t killing themselves, despite being complete…
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January 27, 2025
The joyless march towards death comes with many indignities like wearing earplugs at concerts, knees that can’t outrun cops, or…
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October 26, 2024
Do you have a mass of cells in your reproductive organs that you need to stop from replicating but live…
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October 19, 2024
In these hard times sometimes putting food on the table means taking a second job or donating bodily fluids but…
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September 4, 2024
Some people relax at the end of the day with a cold beer or a glass of wine, but not…
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August 26, 2024
Ruh-roh! Run out of toilet paper and wonder what else you can use? Luckily, you can't afford to own a…
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March 29, 2024
Hey, man, you look a little down. Everything ok? Oh yikes, sorry to hear about your mom and that bus.…
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March 8, 2024
NEW YORK — Local woman Pam Carter was reportedly so amped up from another raucous International Women’s Day that she…
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February 11, 2024
ST. LOUIS – Budweiser is once again battling backlash after airing a Super Bowl commercial featuring Hank, a fancy Clydesdale…
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