WASHINGTON — The National Institute of Mental Health (NIMH) revealed that ICE agents just aren’t killing themselves, despite being complete and utter dickbags with zero…
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Do you have a mass of cells in your reproductive organs that you need to stop from replicating but live in a state that withholds…
In these hard times sometimes putting food on the table means taking a second job or donating bodily fluids but I’ve learned that treating yourself…
Some people relax at the end of the day with a cold beer or a glass of wine, but not me, I prefer to smoke…
Ruh-roh! Run out of toilet paper and wonder what else you can use? Luckily, you can’t afford to own a toilet let alone the sewer…
Hey, man, you look a little down. Everything ok? Oh yikes, sorry to hear about your mom and that bus. Have you tried spending less…
NEW YORK — Local woman Pam Carter was reportedly so amped up from another raucous International Women’s Day that she openly carried a tampon down…
ST. LOUIS – Budweiser is once again battling backlash after airing a Super Bowl commercial featuring Hank, a fancy Clydesdale pulling a hitch full of…