March 5, 2026
JACKSONVILLE, Fla. — Local MAGA Republican Richard Goiter released a new conservative version of Mad Libs where all pronouns have…
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November 15, 2025
REVERE, Mass. — Local porn addict AJ Robkowski reportedly watched so much AI porn that he no longer finds real-life…
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September 5, 2025
GRAND RAPIDS, Mich. — Michael Murphy, a 43-year-old insurance salesman suffering from shortness of breath, elevated cholesterol, undiagnosed GI issues…
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June 3, 2025
WASHINGTON — The National Institute of Mental Health (NIMH) revealed that ICE agents just aren’t killing themselves, despite being complete…
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January 27, 2025
The joyless march towards death comes with many indignities like wearing earplugs at concerts, knees that can’t outrun cops, or…
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October 26, 2024
Do you have a mass of cells in your reproductive organs that you need to stop from replicating but live…
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October 19, 2024
In these hard times sometimes putting food on the table means taking a second job or donating bodily fluids but…
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September 4, 2024
Some people relax at the end of the day with a cold beer or a glass of wine, but not…
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August 26, 2024
Ruh-roh! Run out of toilet paper and wonder what else you can use? Luckily, you can't afford to own a…
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March 29, 2024
Hey, man, you look a little down. Everything ok? Oh yikes, sorry to hear about your mom and that bus.…
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