Man Addicted to AI Porn Can’t Get Hard with Five-Fingered Women Anymore
REVERE, Mass. — Local porn addict AJ Robkowski reportedly watched so much AI porn that he no longer finds real-life…
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Fully Dysfunctional Man Asks Doctor About Fixing Only Erectile Part
GRAND RAPIDS, Mich. — Michael Murphy, a 43-year-old insurance salesman suffering from shortness of breath, elevated cholesterol, undiagnosed GI issues…
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Suicides Among ICE Agents Reach Alarmingly Low Numbers
WASHINGTON — The National Institute of Mental Health (NIMH) revealed that ICE agents just aren’t killing themselves, despite being complete…
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Opinion: The Hardest Part of Aging Isn’t the Physical Changes, It’s No Longer Being Offered Drugs
The joyless march towards death comes with many indignities like wearing earplugs at concerts, knees that can’t outrun cops, or…
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7 Must Have Songs For Your Abortion Road Trip Playlist
Do you have a mass of cells in your reproductive organs that you need to stop from replicating but live…
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How I Get Meals Comped at TGI Friday’s by Sitting Under Loose Wall Decor
In these hard times sometimes putting food on the table means taking a second job or donating bodily fluids but…
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Why I Smoke Weed Instead of Drinking and Also in Addition To Drinking
Some people relax at the end of the day with a cold beer or a glass of wine, but not…
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7 Items You Can Use Instead of Toilet Paper Because, Fuck It, You Don’t Own This Place
Ruh-roh! Run out of toilet paper and wonder what else you can use? Luckily, you can't afford to own a…
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Life Hack? Why I Deleted Social Media Apps to Spend Twice as Much Time on Social Media Websites
Hey, man, you look a little down. Everything ok? Oh yikes, sorry to hear about your mom and that bus.…
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Woman Drunk With Power From International Women’s Day Open Carries Tampon to Office Bathroom
NEW YORK — Local woman Pam Carter was reportedly so amped up from another raucous International Women’s Day that she…
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