What the Fuck Did You Just Say About Weird Al?
I’m sorry, what the fuck did you just say about Weird Al? The genius of all geniuses, the prince of…
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Jason VanSlycke
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The Next Fox and The Hound? This Riot Cop is Beating Up His Childhood Best Friend
“The Fox and The Hound” is a Classic animated Disney feature about two best friends who, upon reaching adulthood, found…
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Waldo Found in Metal Band Logo
DENTON, Texas — Children's literature icon Waldo was found yesterday within a local black metal band logo after nearly 30…
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Here’s How Anyone Can Make a Face Mask From Items Lying Around Steven Tyler’s Mic Stand
Face masks have become commonplace in this current era. Some of us are buying fancy masks off Etsy. Some of…
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Hold On, How Am I Older Than Kim Jong-Un?
Like any responsible citizen I keep track of international news and, while this isn't an endorsement of the leadership of…
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Oh Fuck, I Hit Deerhoof With My Car
Damnit! Oh no, oh fuck, I just hit Deerhoof with my car! Look, first of all, it's been raining all…
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Bag of Drugs Get Through Security Line Without Having Phish Fan Confiscated
COMMERCE CITY, Co. — A bag of drugs successfully made it through a concert security line early yesterday afternoon without…
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Mayor Pete Releases 10 Years of Ticket Stubs
SOUTH BEND, Ind. — Mayor Pete Buttigieg today became the first Democratic Presidential contender to release a decade’s worth of…
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Bernie Can’t Go on Stage Until Someone Fills in at the Merch Booth
LAS VEGAS — U.S. Presidential candidate Bernie Sanders could not take the debate stage until he found someone to take…
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Guitar Treated Better Than Body
LANDSDALE, Pa. — A guitar in the care of local musician Andrew Sampson is treated with more respect and dignity…
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