Jason VanSlycke, Author at HARDTIMES

September 7, 2020

I’m sorry, what the fuck did you just say about Weird Al? The genius of all geniuses, the prince of…

September 6, 2020

“The Fox and The Hound” is a Classic animated Disney feature about two best friends who, upon reaching adulthood, found…

July 10, 2020

DENTON, Texas — Children's literature icon Waldo was found yesterday within a local black metal band logo after nearly 30…

May 2, 2020

Face masks have become commonplace in this current era. Some of us are buying fancy masks off Etsy. Some of…

April 26, 2020

Like any responsible citizen I keep track of international news and, while this isn't an endorsement of the leadership of…

March 5, 2020

Damnit! Oh no, oh fuck, I just hit Deerhoof with my car! Look, first of all, it's been raining all…

March 2, 2020

COMMERCE CITY, Co. — A bag of drugs successfully made it through a concert security line early yesterday afternoon without…

May 19, 2019

SOUTH BEND, Ind. — Mayor Pete Buttigieg today became the first Democratic Presidential contender to release a decade’s worth of…

April 8, 2019

LAS VEGAS — U.S. Presidential candidate Bernie Sanders could not take the debate stage until he found someone to take…

February 12, 2019

LANDSDALE, Pa. — A guitar in the care of local musician Andrew Sampson is treated with more respect and dignity…