HARDTIMES

April 5, 2022

PORTLAND, Maine. — Local high school teacher, and all-around cool guy, Peter Thielbault reportedly sits on the toilet backwards whenever…

September 26, 2021

DUBUQUE, Iowa — A WebMD article explaining symptoms and treatment options for Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder is reportedly "boring af,"…

September 26, 2021

DUBUQUE, Iowa — A WebMD article explaining symptoms and treatment options for Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder is reportedly "boring af,"…

August 25, 2021

LOS ANGELES — Local man Hugh Bellamy’s self care practice was revealed to be one of the more disgusting things…

July 26, 2021

ASTORIA, Ore. — Beginner survivalist Ethan Foster quickly forgot which of the two bodily wastes was sterile, piss or shit,…

July 21, 2021

SAN FRANCISCO — A specialty dating app created for connecting East Asian people seeking the same is reportedly being used…

July 17, 2021

MIAMI — First time nude beach goer Simon Lowell made fellow nudists uncomfortable with his obvious anxiety surrounding what to…

July 7, 2021

Kevin Smith’s “Masters of the Universe: Revelation” is a faithful continuation of 1983’s “He-Man,” chock full of the colorful villains…

June 4, 2021

TORONTO — A recent trip to an out-of-town Subway made you realize how much better managed it is than the…

May 30, 2021

STOCKHOLM — Music streaming service Spotify announced late yesterday morning that it will replace the “Discover New Music” tab with…