Cool Teacher Sits on Toilet Backwards
PORTLAND, Maine. — Local high school teacher, and all-around cool guy, Peter Thielbault reportedly sits on the toilet backwards whenever…
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WebMD Article on ADHD Boring
DUBUQUE, Iowa — A WebMD article explaining symptoms and treatment options for Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder is reportedly "boring af,"…
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Man’s Self-Care Routine Absolutely Disgusting
LOS ANGELES — Local man Hugh Bellamy’s self care practice was revealed to be one of the more disgusting things…
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Beginner Survivalist Forgets if It’s Piss or Shit That’s Sterile
ASTORIA, Ore. — Beginner survivalist Ethan Foster quickly forgot which of the two bodily wastes was sterile, piss or shit,…
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New Dating App for Asians Seeking Asians Is 99% White Guys
SAN FRANCISCO — A specialty dating app created for connecting East Asian people seeking the same is reportedly being used…
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Awkward Man at Nude Beach Not Sure What to Do With Hands, Penis
MIAMI — First time nude beach goer Simon Lowell made fellow nudists uncomfortable with his obvious anxiety surrounding what to…
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Review: Kevin Smith’s He-Man Is Faithful Except for All the Characters Wearing Hockey Jerseys and Jorts
Kevin Smith’s “Masters of the Universe: Revelation” is a faithful continuation of 1983’s “He-Man,” chock full of the colorful villains…
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Report: Subway Franchise Seems Better Managed Than One You Normally Go To
TORONTO — A recent trip to an out-of-town Subway made you realize how much better managed it is than the…
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Spotify’s “Discover New Music” Tab Replaced with Much More Popular “Play Same Shit I Always Listen To” Tab
STOCKHOLM — Music streaming service Spotify announced late yesterday morning that it will replace the “Discover New Music” tab with…
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