Insurance Mascots Ranked by How Quickly They’d Pull the Plug on Their Comatose Spouse
For the past two decades, you haven’t been able to turn on the TV without seeing an insurance mascot during…
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Boston Celtics Beat Dallas Mavericks in NBA Championship as Final Revenge for JFK
BOSTON — Players, coaches, and administrators for the Boston Celtics celebrated their record-breaking 18th title and claimed the victory was…
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Closeted Republican Politicians Breathe Sigh of Relief as X Makes Likes Private
WASHINGTON — Closeted Republican politicians across the country breathed a collective sigh of relief following Elon Musk’s announcement that likes…
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