Emo Band Could Not Be Sadder You All Came Out Tonight
MINNEAPOLIS -- Popular emo band Down the Road took a moment to acknowledge their fans during their set last night,…
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Street Punk Band Tactfully Inquires About Straight Edge Band’s Drink Tickets
SAN FRANCISCO -- The alcohol-fueled street punk band Gutter Scum attempted tactful negotiations last night with ClearlyxStraight, the lone straight…
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Band Caught Taking Performance Enhancing Lessons
SAN DIEGO, Calif. – Disturbing security footage surfaced overnight of political skate-punk band Make America Skate Again taking performance enhancing…
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Former Geologist Enters Post-Rock Phase
TULSA, Okla. – Retired geologist Lloyd Manning has finally packed up his hardcore records and entered his post-rock phase, according…
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Opinion: Our Band Is Sick Of Passive-Aggressive Drama, Unlike SOME Bands In This Scene
All right, listen up. We got a pretty big problem, what with all of this passive-aggressive drama going down… and…
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Man Who Is Definitely Not A Criminal Selling Trailer Full Of “Professional Band Shit”
AUSTIN, Texas – A Craigslist ‘for sale’ ad sparked interest in the local music community earlier this week as one…
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Man Acquitted Of Assault After Citing Landmark Case Of Talk Shit v. Get Hit
BOSTON – Renowned hardcore enthusiast Charles Pope was acquitted on all charges of assault and battery earlier today after his…
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Evil Mastermind Making Way Through Crowd Doesn’t Actually Have a Friend Up There
SILVER SPRING, Md. - An evil mastermind struck again last weekend, when James Banks pulled off the greatest heist of…
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George W. Bush’s Administration to Reunite, Play Classic Presidency In Its Entirety at RNC
CLEVELAND — In an effort to drum up excitement at this year’s Republican National Convention, George W. Bush’s administration announced…
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Ex-Bandmate Only Texts to Jam at 2 a.m.
DURHAM, N.C. – Temptation and false hope arose early this morning when bassist Steven Bliss received a text from an…
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