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March 21, 2020

DES MOINES, Iowa — After returning from Iraq in January, former Marine and current Elder Scrolls Online enthusiast Zach Meyers…

March 19, 2020

Sure, thousands of people have died in the coronavirus pandemic. But you know who else is about to die? A…

January 30, 2020

Fifty years is a long time. Almost as long as my nipples after half a century of breastfeeding. Seriously, my…

October 20, 2019

IMPERIAL CITY, Tamriel — MolagMoProblems, a dark elf who has not seen her beloved piebald destrier Fuckstick since she galloped…

September 11, 2019

LOS ANGELES — Following in the footsteps of Joaquin Phoenix, who lost a grueling 52 pounds to play Joker, LA-based…

July 11, 2019

AUSTIN, Texas — Local gamer Kaylie Terline was reportedly thrilled to hear that Netflix is producing an animated Cuphead show…

July 9, 2019

GRAND RAPIDS, Mich. — Arcane powers of life and death were recently wielded by Amina Mitchell, 35, who used dark…

June 26, 2019

RAWL’KHA, Reaper’s March — After receiving care from a High Elf healer during a veteran run of Moon Hunter Keep,…

June 9, 2019

Spring is here, the birds are singing, and the flowers outside that are visible from my battle station while sitting…

February 12, 2019

I don’t drink, smoke, or go on the Internet and look at naked people. But I’ve got one addiction: Christian…