July 26, 2023
WILMINGTON, Del. — Office introvert Chandler Pike was cautiously optimistic that his shorter-than-usual haircut would go unnoticed by colleagues, according…
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July 15, 2023
Not a day goes by that I don’t hear someone bitching about not being able to afford a home. They…
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July 12, 2023
The Supreme Court finally did the right thing and struck down the unjust policy of Affirmative Action in college admissions.…
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June 23, 2023
If you’re like me, you fondly remember the ‘80s sitcom “Full House” as a heartwarming comedy about a gay throuple…
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May 27, 2023
DELRAY, Mich. — Leading Juggalo scientists confirmed fascinating new research which indicates that “whoop whoop” has numerous meanings including “hello,”…
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May 26, 2023
LOS ANGELES – Steven Spielberg recently expressed regret for censoring the 20th anniversary release of “E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial” by editing…
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May 19, 2023
HOUSTON — AI-generated punk band Fresh Scabies expressed their desire to crash on any available servers “just for a little…
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May 19, 2023
One of the main reasons I chose to live here is because the website said this was an inclusive community…
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May 16, 2023
PUEBLO, Colo. — Local man Trigg Barrett hoped that the Diarrhea Planet t-shirt he put on would distract his girlfriend’s…
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May 10, 2023
I wish my sister would stop complaining about my babysitting skills and start thanking me for exposing her kids to…
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