September 2, 2023
PLANO, Texas — Local bassist Keegan Rizzo recently drew his biggest crowd yet after being locked inside of his band’s…
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August 24, 2023
HAMELIN, Germany — Local residents awoke to the horrifying sight of thousands of filthy rats being led back into the…
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August 13, 2023
PATERSON, N.J. — Local garbage collector Vince LePaglia couldn’t believe the putrid stench emanating from the tour van of punk…
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August 13, 2023
I love reminiscing about the good old days. Like in fifth grade, when I totally dunked on Owen Krevsky when…
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July 26, 2023
WILMINGTON, Del. — Office introvert Chandler Pike was cautiously optimistic that his shorter-than-usual haircut would go unnoticed by colleagues, according…
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July 15, 2023
Not a day goes by that I don’t hear someone bitching about not being able to afford a home. They…
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July 12, 2023
The Supreme Court finally did the right thing and struck down the unjust policy of Affirmative Action in college admissions.…
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June 23, 2023
If you’re like me, you fondly remember the ‘80s sitcom “Full House” as a heartwarming comedy about a gay throuple…
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May 27, 2023
DELRAY, Mich. — Leading Juggalo scientists confirmed fascinating new research which indicates that “whoop whoop” has numerous meanings including “hello,”…
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May 26, 2023
LOS ANGELES – Steven Spielberg recently expressed regret for censoring the 20th anniversary release of “E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial” by editing…
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