LOS ANGELES – Steven Spielberg recently expressed regret for censoring the 20th anniversary release of “E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial” by editing…
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HOUSTON — AI-generated punk band Fresh Scabies expressed their desire to crash on any available servers “just for a little…
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One of the main reasons I chose to live here is because the website said this was an inclusive community…
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PUEBLO, Colo. — Local man Trigg Barrett hoped that the Diarrhea Planet t-shirt he put on would distract his girlfriend’s…
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I wish my sister would stop complaining about my babysitting skills and start thanking me for exposing her kids to…
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CHICAGO – A fan of punk band Crucified Vertebrae was recently spotted alone in a darkened venue forty minutes after…
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Yo babe, are you serious? You really wanted to go to Disneyland after the wedding? Then why didn’t you just…
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I'm a pretty trusting person. That’s why I listened to my guidance counselors and that cop from the D.A.R.E. program…
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BOSTON – Members of the legendary rock band Aerosmith admitted that their desire for young groupies is less about sex…
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WASHINGTON – Local singer Riley Wambach briefly celebrated hitting one million Spotify streams before being summoned back to the frozen…
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