Help! I’m Being Bullied by the Families of My Victims
Bullying’s an epidemic that’s poisoning society. Take it from someone who has, unfortunately, been a victim of this reprehensible behavior.…
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Doug Kolic
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There’s No Such Thing as a Male Loneliness Epidemic as Long as These Volleyballs I’ve Drawn Faces on Don’t Leave Me
A new buzzed-about phrase that the media has been discussing lately is the idea that men in society are experiencing…
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Directionless Loser Pretty Happy
MESA, Ariz. — A local man, described by everyone who knows him as an unambitious, directionless complete loser, is reportedly…
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If I’m Such a Bad Dad, Why Can My 5-Year-Old Explain the Difference Between a Parlay and a Straight Bet?
It's easy for society to blame parents for all the problems today's youth are experiencing. It’s even easier for society…
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Rare Koala Absolute Fuck Machine
SAN DIEGO — A rare koala discovered at the San Diego Zoo defied its species' reputation for being sedentary and…
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Arsonist Improves Cybertruck
MODESTO, Calif. — A local arsonist who torched a brand new Cybertruck as it sat on the lot of a…
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Dead Punk’s Scattered Ashes Poison Entire Ecosystem
OKLAHOMA CITY — Scientists announced that the ashes of a cremated punk were so toxic that it would likely poison…
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Millennial’s Retirement Plan Hinges on Hitting Half-Court Shot at NBA Game
HOUSTON — A local 39-year-old Rockets fan’s entire financial future is dependent on hitting a promotional half-court shot worth $100,000,…
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Punk House Dog Tired of Being Blamed for Puke on Carpet
CALGARY, Alberta — A dog cohabitating with some local punks announced that he’s fed up with constantly being falsely accused…
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How I Finally Got the Courage To Build Myself up by Tearing Other People Down
Experts say taking care of your mental health is one of the most important things you can do. That’s why…
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