KANSAS CITY, Mo. — The Hallmark Channel announced a new meet-cute release that will be set in a sleepy New…
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SCHENECTADY, N.Y. — Local 48-year-old Matt Hull lamented the fact that he was never able to match the joy he…
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LOS ANGELES — Ticketmaster announced a new policy where they will charge customers an extra tax if their favorite acts…
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BANGOR, Maine — Members of death metal band Rhino Sphincter expressed relief that the fog machine they rolled out during…
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SELBYVILLE, Del. — A punk cadaver dog who was in the middle of searching for human remains from a historic…
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STILLWATER, Okla. — A pathetic local loser believes that he and his 11-year-old son are best friends, according to nearby…
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I was never a very religious person until recently when my life of sin finally forced me to confront my…
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BRANSON, Mo. — A couple who recently welcomed the birth of a beautiful baby boy were inconsolable after it became…
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DULUTH, Minn. — A local piece of shit maître d’ at an upscale French bistro reportedly never passed on a…
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Bullying’s an epidemic that’s poisoning society. Take it from someone who has, unfortunately, been a victim of this reprehensible behavior.…
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