Dom Turek, Author at HARDTIMES

March 1, 2020

MOAB, Utah — Local woman and alleged 10-year “social smoker” Keria Morley has virtually no known social life outside of…

February 12, 2020

As co-owner of the sixth of the most respected skate shops in Albany, I have an unwritten responsibility to protect…

November 30, 2019

DALLAS — Former Shit Scrotum frontwoman-turned-real estate agent Nell Marsh is confident the unfinished basement featured in her latest property…

November 1, 2019

BALTIMORE — A new study conducted by researchers at Johns Hopkins University confirmed that the mysterious glow many women experience…

September 16, 2019

Going out to eat with friends or family who’ve never worked in food service can be humiliating. As they talk…

September 9, 2019

ROCHESTER, N.Y. — Local showgoer Alex Andrade ventured off to the restroom last night in hopes of finding a toilet…

July 28, 2019

EUGENE, Ore. – A local fuck-up is hopeful this morning that the nutrients from his half-consumed Synergy Gingerberry kombucha will…

June 17, 2019

NEW YORK — The New York City Department of Parks and Recreation released today its highly anticipated annual summer guide,…

June 12, 2019

DULUTH, Minn. — A new report released today in the New England Journal of Medicine claims that the feeling of…

May 28, 2019

JUPITER, Fla. — Local woman Kim Vandiver’s search history is cluttered for the fourth day in a row with Buzzfeed…