Hormonal Acne Only Reason Woman Still Getting Carded
FOREST PARK, Ill. — Local woman in her mid-30s Laura McMann was carded again late yesterday evening when attempting to…
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Senate Pulls All Nighter to Ensure Infrastructure Deal Protects Oil and Gas Industry
WASHINGTON — Members of the United States Senate were up until the early hours of the morning working to protect…
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Gaetz Urges DeSantis to Reconsider Ban on Mask Mandates in Urgent Push to Save Eyes Wide Shut Party
TALLAHASSEE — Florida Congressman Matt Gaetz issued an impassioned call for Governor Ron DeSantis to revoke his ban on mask…
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Report: Fuck.
NEW YORK — A major new climate report issued by the United Nations today confirms that shit is majorly fucked.…
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Friend Carrying Round of Shots to Table Greeted like He Returned from War
SAN DIEGO — Local man John Traeger was greeted to emotional cheers and cries of joy this week when he…
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Budget Cut Forces Local Police to Move Foosball Table into Room Full of Untested Rape Kits
ST. LOUIS — The St. Louis Metropolitan Police Department was forced to relocate one of their foosball tables from what…
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US Economy Adds 943,000 Opportunities for Workers to Be Exploited by Employers
WASHINGTON — The US economy showed signs of rebounding after it added 943,000 new opportunities for workers to be exploited…
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Report: Simone Biles Earns Bronze On Beam You Probably Couldn’t Stand On
TOKYO — American gymnast Simone Biles earned a bronze medal earlier today for her performance on a balance beam you…
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Congressional Leaders Promise Evictions Won’t Stop Constituents from Receiving Fundraising Mailers
WASHINGTON — House Speaker Nancy Pelosi gathered with Democratic leadership this morning to issue a statement promising that the recently…
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Nurse in Tokyo Holds Up iPad to Show COVID Patient Peacock Ratings Bump in Final Moments
TOKYO — A nurse at St. Luke’s International Hospital in Tokyo comforted a dying COVID patient by showing him the…
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