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September 9, 2021

NEW YORK — Compassionate Queens native Kacey Mora selflessly volunteered her time to help bathe actor and infrequent washer Jake…

September 4, 2021

NEW YORK — Fox News floated a self-proclaimed climate change expert into their flooded Manhattan newsroom Friday to assert that…

August 25, 2021

LOS ANGELES — A leaked trailer for the 90-day report from the intelligence community regarding COVID-19’s origins suggests the incident…

August 19, 2021

WASHINGTON — Centrist Democrats across the country expressed relief at seeing President Joe Biden dehumanize refugees with more decorum than…

August 17, 2021

FOREST PARK, Ill. — Local woman in her mid-30s Laura McMann was carded again late yesterday evening when attempting to…

August 11, 2021

WASHINGTON — Members of the United States Senate were up until the early hours of the morning working to protect…

August 10, 2021

TALLAHASSEE — Florida Congressman Matt Gaetz issued an impassioned call for Governor Ron DeSantis to revoke his ban on mask…

August 9, 2021

NEW YORK — A major new climate report issued by the United Nations today confirms that shit is majorly fucked.…

August 9, 2021

SAN DIEGO — Local man John Traeger was greeted to emotional cheers and cries of joy this week when he…

August 8, 2021

ST. LOUIS — The St. Louis Metropolitan Police Department was forced to relocate one of their foosball tables from what…