NEW YORK — Fox News floated a self-proclaimed climate change expert into their flooded Manhattan newsroom Friday to assert that…
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LOS ANGELES — A leaked trailer for the 90-day report from the intelligence community regarding COVID-19’s origins suggests the incident…
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WASHINGTON — Centrist Democrats across the country expressed relief at seeing President Joe Biden dehumanize refugees with more decorum than…
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FOREST PARK, Ill. — Local woman in her mid-30s Laura McMann was carded again late yesterday evening when attempting to…
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WASHINGTON — Members of the United States Senate were up until the early hours of the morning working to protect…
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TALLAHASSEE — Florida Congressman Matt Gaetz issued an impassioned call for Governor Ron DeSantis to revoke his ban on mask…
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NEW YORK — A major new climate report issued by the United Nations today confirms that shit is majorly fucked.…
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SAN DIEGO — Local man John Traeger was greeted to emotional cheers and cries of joy this week when he…
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ST. LOUIS — The St. Louis Metropolitan Police Department was forced to relocate one of their foosball tables from what…
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WASHINGTON — The US economy showed signs of rebounding after it added 943,000 new opportunities for workers to be exploited…
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