Help! I’ve Been in My 30s for 2 Years Now and I Still Don’t Like The Hold Steady
I like to think I’ve got the hang of this whole “Being in my 30s” thing. I take care of…
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Dan Rice
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Sad: 70% of High School Seniors Can’t Even Find Steve Albini on a Map
It’s no secret that the effectiveness of public education has been on the decline in this country for some time…
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Self Absorbed Much?: This Guy Woke From a 10 Year Coma and His Only Questions are ’What Happened to Me’ and ‘Where is My Wife’
Apparently you don’t need to be in a deep coma to be in your own little world. Rob Bailey of…
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Facebook Can Boost Your Post “R.I.P. Grandma” for $10
Hi Facebook user! We threw this article into your newsfeed because we have a new tip for you based on…
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Only ’90s Kids Remember Dad Smashing a Hole in the Wall with a Fax Machine
Ready for the ultimate throwback? How many '90s kids reading this remember that day Dad smashed a fax machine against…
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We Need to Ban the Public Education System That Makes These Shootings Possible
How many times does this need to happen in our country before we finally take action? What happened in Florida…
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Mandela Effect? I Swear I Remember Writing an Article for Today
It is happening again. First every copy of the Berenstein Bear books were changed to Berenstain seemingly overnight. Then the…
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Doctors Hate Him: Meet the Man Who Tries to Fuck Your Spouse If You’re a Doctor
Say hello to Armando Isaacson, the man who has the entire medical profession turned on its head! Yes, doctors absolutely…
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McDonald’s Has a Menu So Secret You Need to Go to a Whole Other Place Called Outback Steakhouse Just to Order from It!
Thanks to the internet, consumers around the country are discovering the joy of ordering secret menu items: delicious fast food…
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OK OK but Here Are 5 Things the Society in the Handmaid’s Tale Got Right
Look, I’m not defending it by any means. The way society in The Handmaid’s Tale treats women is deplorable and…
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