Twitter Verifies Bands as Sellouts
SAN FRANCISCO, CA - In an attempt to cater to new demographics, Twitter announced it will be expanding its verification…
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Bernie Sanders Clinches Man’s Newsfeed
MANASSAS, Va. - Democratic Presidential hopeful Bernie Sanders enjoyed a much-needed boost to his campaign Monday after he clinched local man…
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Supportive Father Fucking Shit Up During Son’s Performance
JACKSONVILLE, Fla. — Supportive father Doug Copper caught parents and students off guard by “tearing shit up” in the pit during…
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People You May Know Section of Facebook Consists Entirely of Decades-Old Pit Beefs
CLEVELAND, OH - For local man Kyle Sellers, scrolling through his Facebook feed used to be a way to mindlessly…
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Man Fucked if he Wins All Current Ebay Wars
DETROIT - After amassing a total potential tab in bids of nearly $7,000, local man Daniel Thompson realized that he…
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Hardcore Frontman Spends Entire Set Endorsing Other Bands
INDIANAPOLIS - Mark Lipton, frontman of local hardcore band Straight Risk, left show attendees confused and disappointed when he spent…
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Local Scene Running Out of Bands To Protest
ST. LOUIS, MO - After going three consecutive shows without having to protest the performance of a single band, the…
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30-Year-Old Still Uses Student ID for Discount
MONTEREY, CA - Despite not enrolling in a higher education program in over eight years, 30-year-old college graduate Eric Lewis…
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Greg Ginn Haunted by Ghosts of Black Flag Past, Present, Future
AUSTIN, Texas - Addressing his fans with a new-found sense of purpose, Greg Ginn, the miserly guitar player and leader of…
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Man Disappointed After Successfully “Finding Himself”
CHICAGO - After taking what was supposed to be a life-changing trip to India to "find himself," local man Derrick Johnson…
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