Doctors Give Steve Bannon Only Six Weeks Left to Hate
WASHINGTON — Doctors issued a stern warning to former Chief White House Strategist Steve Bannon yesterday, according to leaked medical…
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Mom Walks in on Teenage Son Recording Solo Album
GLENDALE, Mo. — 14-year-old musician Andrew Neely was caught by his mother recording music alone in his bedroom earlier today,…
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Doctors Surgically Remove Song Stuck in Man’s Head
CLEVELAND — Doctors at the Cleveland Clinic successfully performed a high-risk, experimental procedure on Thursday, surgically removing the song “Ride”…
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How Long Should I Wait to Tell My Bassist the Song About His Dead Son Is Awful?
This is a sensitive topic but I could really use some advice. See, our bassist Tom … he lost his…
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Excited Fan Hopes to Catch as Many Brands as Possible at SXSW
AUSTIN, Texas - Shortly after collecting his wristband, Atlanta native Drew Cahill announced plans to make the most out of his…
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That’s Not a Nice Word to Use… My Son Actually Is Libtarded!
This is a photograph of my son. His name is Nathaniel. Look at it … study it. This is the…
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Important: We Ranked All 291 Episodes of Dragon Ball Z And… Hey, Wait, Where Are You Going?!
The groundbreaking, and some might say life-changing, anime series Dragon Ball Z aired in Japan from 1989 to 1996 with…
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Hey: How Much Would You Give Me If I Used This Staple Gun on My Leg?
What do you mean nothing?! I’m serious, I will totally drive, hey … hey … HEY! How much would you…
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Whitehouse.gov to Build Paywall
WASHINGTON -- The Trump Administration announced plans earlier today to build a "big, beautiful" paywall around the White House website.…
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One-Man Band Plays For One-Man Audience
AUSTIN, Texas -- One man unwittingly “performed the work of many” at local rock club The Jackrabbit on Thursday night,…
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