Study: Song That Faded Out Possibly Never Ended
BOSTON — A new report out of the New England Conservatory of Music suggests that classic rock band Boston’s hit…
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Venue’s Glade Plug-In Doing the Best It Can
CHICAGO — The Pomegranate Verbena-scented Glade Plug-In at notorious punk venue The Grindstone is “doing the best it can under…
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Now That a Giggling Baby Has ‘Won the Internet’… Will He Keep It Neutral?
According to multiple news outlets, a viral video of an infant with an infectious laugh has been watched over one…
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Band Who Has Had a Fun Time Tonight Would Like to Get Serious for a Second
AKRON, Ohio — Local band The Heave-Hos took a major risk last night during their set at Grampa’s Bar &…
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25 Clues You Missed On The Infinity War Poster
1. There are two Avenger A’s on the poster, as in AA. Perhaps alluding to Tony Starks’ alcoholism arc from…
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I Fucked a Whole Bunch Of Fruits and Vegetables, I Better Write an Article Ranking Them or it Will Seem Weird
OK, so my wife just got home early from her girls weekend because Kelli was being “a total, narcissistic bitch,…
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Mother Accidentally Starts Successful Twitch Channel When Attempting to Message Son on Facebook
ROSELLE, Ill. — Local mother Olivia Mooney accidentally downloaded Overwatch, created a Twitch account, joined a team, launched her webcam,…
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Find Out Who Is The Biggest Poser In Your State
Across the country, region to region, state to state, city to city, every scene is different. From the bands to…
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Man Outraged Merch Guy Won’t Accept Cryptocurrency He Invented
ATLANTA — Local punk Jordan Flaxer “flew off the handle” last night after the merch guy for touring band The…
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Metalheads Donate Unused Denim Sleeves To Hurricane Victims
CLEVELAND — The metal community is uniting to collect the clean, denim sleeves removed from their jackets and donate them…
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