Boyfriend Was Hoping for a Different Kind of Role-Playing
ST. JOSEPH, Mich. — Brian Freemont was dismayed Thursday evening after being promised a night of wild role-playing by his…
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Improv Group Will Wait for Location From Audience All Night if They Have To
CHICAGO — A standoff is brewing between a local improv troupe and their audience, as Fancy Bananas have refused to…
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Punk Sommelier Detects Subtle Hints of Oak in ’86 Anti-Rust Sherwin-Williams Sky Blue
DALLAS — Huffing aficionado Garrett Brass tactfully broke down for uninitiated newcomers the complexities of a can of spray paint…
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What the Hell? Jack White Just Recorded His New Album Over My Wedding Video!
I was excited as anyone that Jack White had a new album coming out called Holy Moly Rice-A-Roni and was…
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Pitchfork Music Critic Calls His Tinnitus Moody and Experimental but Tedious
CHICAGO — Pitchfork critic Thomas Coates penned a thorough-yet-harsh critique of his ever-encroaching tinnitus last week, ultimately giving his affliction…
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Dying Punk Begs Friend to Delete Spotify Play History
BUFFALO, N.Y. — Darren Freed met privately with his “best friend since junior high” early this morning to ask him…
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Staring Directly at Eclipse Least Harmful Thing Punk Will Do to His Body Today
NEWPORT, Ore. — When local punk Greg Denny looks directly into the sun during today’s eclipse without the aid of…
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D&D Group Overthrows Dungeon Master in Favor of Dungeon Democracy
DECATUR, Ga. — A local Dungeons & Dragons collective has ousted their overreaching despot today, in what is being reported…
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This Independent Film Was Shot on an IPhone With No Budget and That’s Exactly What It Looks Like
There was major buzz this weekend at the Denver Film Festival & Food Truck Rally for 22-year-old independent filmmaker Jarl…
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Paperboy Accosted for Throwing Fake News at Man’s Home
ANYTOWN, U.S. — Johnny Johnson, local paperboy, has been hospitalized after being severely beaten by local resident Grady Hollis for…
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