Celebrating A24 Executive Just Assumed Parasite Was Theirs
LOS ANGELES — A24 executive Steven Frank was ecstatic about the momentous Best Picture win at the Oscars for South…
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We Wanted to Do a Retrospective on The Clash’s London Calling but Our Older Brother Says We Can’t Borrow It Cuz He’s Listening to It
"London Calling" is not just a landmark album for punk music. It is a major cornerstone of the entire rock…
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The New Pornographers’ “Mass Romantic” Turns 20 This Year And So Does The Son You Barely Know
Can you believe the album that made us fall in love with Neko Case, Dan Bejar and the other members…
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Friends Tearfully Loot Gamer’s Corpse at Funeral to Pay Respects
SAN FRANCISCO — Friends of deceased gamer Paul Wesley came together yesterday evening for an open-casket viewing at Adam’s Funeral…
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We Read “A Confederacy of Dunces” … That’s It, We Just Want Everyone to Know We Read It
Hey, we just wanted you to know that we just finished reading "Confederacy Of Dunces." I updated it to "Read"…
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Man Tuning Guitar Also Scoring True Crime Podcast
BROOKLYN, N.Y. — Local amateur musician Dean Shelby unknowingly wrote the music to a true crime podcast earlier this week…
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Man Who Quit Social Media on New Year’s Going Door to Door to Tell Everyone
GENEVA, Ill. — Local man and self-described electronic leash cutter Lucas Roberts is now on a door-to-door journey to tell…
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Two Fully Grown Male Punks Ram Spiked Heads in Pit to Impress Potential Mate
SEATTLE — Two adult punk males repeatedly collided their heads together yesterday attempting to display dominance to impress a nearby…
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Historians Now Believe Roman Empire Fell Because You Didn’t Build a Tower Right Here
ROME — Archaeologists excavating in the outskirts of Rome made a startling discovery earlier this week that completely rewrites preconceived…
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Opinion: All 172 Episodes of ‘Star Trek: Voyager’ Are a Christmas Movie
Another holiday season is upon us and with it comes the yearly internet argument about whether or not all 7,740…
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