CLEVELAND — Local goth Stacy “Scheherazade” Kowalski reportedly may add a light gray sweater to her otherwise black wardrobe, potentially…
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Hand poked tattoos, commonly referred to as “stick ’n poke” tattoos have a long history throughout many different cultures. Mummified…
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ANSBACH, GERMANY — Indianapolis-born stoner Pvt. Jason Jordan is “lighting up a nice fatty” at 16:20 every day as he…
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Many mysteries still shroud the events of September 11, 2001. Questions like, why did building 7 fall?, what level of…
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SAN DIEGO — Local punk Kelsey Hernandez insisted yet again today that her new, non-punk boyfriend is “more of a…
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SAN DIEGO — Panda Bear, of the experimental pop band Animal Collective, has reportedly refused to mate since being added…
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PORTLAND, Ore. — Friends of local man Jeremy Torres are unsure if his new girlfriend Laura Kelly is incredibly laid…
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An open letter to my son: Dear Leslie (although I guess you are going by ‘Slime’ now), I wanted to…
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MEMPHIS, Tenn. — Local PC punk band Ally Brats played a touching tribute at the Hi Tone last Friday to…
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DENVER — With the holiday season in full swing, Samantha Loden fondly remembers her first vibrator: An N64 Controller with…
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