Courtney Baka, Author at HARDTIMES

May 3, 2023

PORTLAND, Ore. — Local man Eric Halverson was relieved to see his new goth girlfriend and his conservative father bond…

November 12, 2021

BETHESDA, Md. — Local resident Emily Spencer suffered through yet another flavorless meal when friend Darrien Thomas announced that he…

May 27, 2021

DENVER — Local woman Caitlin Baker recently celebrated her fully vaccinated status by dropping her dating standards to an all-time…

May 26, 2021

CHICAGO — Local stoner Lukas James accidentally tasted his first apple in over ten years last week after using it…

October 24, 2020

A recent study conducted by the Institute for the Advanced Study of Sociology revealed that men are upwards of 90%…

July 18, 2020

Hey there! Why don't you pony up over here while I order up a round of cold ones and tell…

June 25, 2020

CHICAGO — Local woman Bethany Cordova has already spent her non-existent, second potential $1200 government stimulus check after hearing that…

May 13, 2020

ST. Paul, Minn. — A Skype call between local patient Aito Jeffers and his long-time therapist Dr. Thomas Bernard offered…

September 10, 2019

Since the dawn of time, humans have asked one question. Wait, ok two questions. One — how do I get…

July 23, 2018

OLYMPIA, Wash. — Local woman Maria Phillips narrowly escaped embarrassment yesterday when she convinced visitors that the sex toy she…