Cory Cousins, Author at HARDTIMES

October 13, 2019

SAN DIEGO – Several passersby were bewildered yesterday by what must have been a steampunk of some sort, quietly reading…

October 13, 2019

Look, we’ve all been there. You’ve decided to take a nice, relaxing vacation, sailing by yourself in the middle of…

October 11, 2019

SAN FRANCISCO — A young San Franciscan couple enjoyed the beginnings of autumn this weekend, relishing the sight of a…

August 5, 2019

Dear Claire, This letter will probably not come as a shock to you, after your shameless performance at White Castle…

August 4, 2019

DAYTON, Ohio — The United States of America was embarrassed to admit it accidentally double-booked two mass shootings within 24…

August 4, 2019

BOISE, Idaho — Touring band Star Monkey traded one of their roadies last night to fellow touring band Tree Destroyer,…

July 27, 2019

MINNEAPOLIS — A guitarist for local metal outfit Goat Theory was fired last week, forced to shave his beard and…

July 26, 2019

SAN FRANCISCO — A select group of lucky fans backstage after an Anthrax show last night were ultimately disappointed to…

July 25, 2019

YPSILANTI, Mich. — Local man Toby Campbell was humiliated last night by accidentally wearing a thrash metal shirt to a…

July 24, 2019

CHICAGO — Attendees of this year’s Prog-A-Thon Talent Metal Festival were confused to see Dream Theater drummer Mike Portnoy playing…