HARDTIMES

September 9, 2025

Greetings, fellow survivor. We’ve decided to cut our losses and seal ourselves underground with some canned meats and all of…

July 20, 2025

GLENDALE, Calif. — Local 37-year-old man Dan Dweyer recently added the word “storyteller” to his Instagram bio despite frequently engaging…

May 11, 2025

In this day and age, it’s common to find a much more relaxed attitude towards casual marijuana use amongst many…

November 4, 2024

These days, it’s commonplace for concert attendees to have their smartphones on hand to record every second of a performance.…

October 20, 2024

Do you live in a swing state and wish you were dead from the relentless election ads? Skip all that…

October 13, 2024

Do you guys also feel like there is just way too much music coming out nowadays? Lucky for you, we’re…

September 29, 2024

While we may have tormented you all with Ska Week for several days straight, we at The Hard Times know…

September 20, 2024

ALBANY, N.Y. — Local woman Andrea Wellson is reportedly considering a risky and in-depth plan to commit identity theft to…

August 28, 2024

Making new friends as an adult can be challenging. But fear not, good reader—here are our tried-and-true tips for how…

August 15, 2024

If you’re remotely interested in multi-genre metal, or you went to the Savannah College of Art and Design, chances are…