MANHATTAN BEACH, Calif. — Local police conducted a raid on the home of popular YouTube personality Matthew “MatPat” Patrick yesterday…
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ROUND ROCK, Texas — Interactive storytelling fans were disappointed this week by a new choose-your-own-adventure novel that promised the opportunity…
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BRISTOL, Va. — The Eyeballs frontman Mike D’Ontario reportedly asked the opening act at a local show last night if…
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CAMBRIDGE, Mass. — Researchers at Harvard University have concluded that 90 percent of new songs are not attempts at a…
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GREEN BAY, Wis. — Local poser Adam Luis-Meyers narrowly reached the end moments ago of a two-hour long conversation about…
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So many beloved musicians are being outed as terrible people. The reputations of these musicians are tarnished to the point…
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Romance is dead and millennials killed it. Gone are the days of excitement, spontaneity, and fidelity. Instead, the “me me…
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Tired of bad grammar? We are to. Weather it’s on the internet, on exams or in articles even sometimes, bad…
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When I was a kid, I believed in the American dream. That I could one day be all I ever…
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