CJ Hernandez, Author at HARDTIMES

November 8, 2019

ORLANDO, Fla. — Local gamer Jonathan Howell reportedly spent over three hours this week watching video reviews for The Outer…

October 27, 2019

TAMPA, Fla. — Local punk Stephen Lazaro broke up with his new goth girlfriend earlier this week after discovering that…

October 11, 2019

THE EVERGLADES, Fla. — This morning the National Park Service announced that the Florida Everglades would be officially designated as…

September 13, 2019

INDIANAPOLIS — Shortly after discovering the historic site which was perfectly preserved beneath 12 pages of Google search results, ROM…

September 12, 2019

DUKESBURG, Ala. — In a press release on Monday morning, the Dukesburg Zoo announced they will be opening a brand…

September 11, 2019

YOUR HOME — A new study, published in an all-caps text from your mother this morning, has confirmed that one…

September 6, 2019

SEATTLE — Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos filed for bankruptcy earlier this week after amassing so much wealth that he appears…

June 26, 2019

Fear not, Dunderheads! While popular comedy series The Office will be leaving Netflix in 2021, Tenor has announced that every…

May 15, 2019

BUFFALO, N.Y. — YouTuber Jimothy Faux-Machine released the first video of a new 7-part series that asks if it is…

April 20, 2019

After months of anticipation, the First Presbyterian Church of Lakeland Community Easter Egg Hunt premiered this morning to massive acclaim.…

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