Chandler Dean, Author at HARDTIMES

April 25, 2020

DURANGO, Colo. — After sinking a few hours into the latest controversial game in the Cooking Mama franchise, local gamer…

March 31, 2020

EDMOND, Okla. — Upon directing his hero to talk to a kindly NPC, local gamer Rory Leech was devastated to…

March 26, 2020

HUNTSVILLE, Texas — Roommates Audley Stoddard, Jay Heath, and Corwin Reed have announced their intention to continue regularly using a…

March 25, 2020

DIMEBOX, Texas — As she attempted to locate another power supply that’s actually still in regular rotation, local gamer Willoughby…

March 24, 2020

LODI, N.J. — After consistently failing the same mission over and over, local gamer Josh Chung declared that unintuitive controls…

March 23, 2020

MILWAUKEE, Wis. — Upon completing what appeared to be the final quest of an RPG, local gamer Kendall Bennett was…

March 22, 2020

SHAMONG, N.J. — After attempting to disconnect her Xbox One, local gamer Kim Mahoney discovered that her HDMI cord was…

March 8, 2020

FRANKLIN, Texas — After consulting a wiki for every single quest from start to finish, local gamer Francesca Bufalini declared…

March 4, 2020

CHRISTCHURCH, New Zealand — Although experts are split on precisely why, a study of gamers worldwide has determined that the…

February 21, 2020

AUSTIN, Texas — Local woman Misty Barnhart was reportedly displeased when she realized that her boyfriend Luis Pratt is backward-compatible…