Band Has Token Girl Drummer, Girl Bassist, Girl Guitarist, and Girl Singer
ST. LOUIS — Audience members were upset at a local punk show last night when touring band Metallicunt revealed themselves…
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Rittenhouse Judge Calls Recess to Sheepishly Ask for an Autograph
KENOSHA, Wisc. — Judge Bruce Schroeder called for a recess after a long day of court proceedings in the Kyle…
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Nardwuar Surprises Artist with Knife In Between Their Third and Fourth Ribs
VANCOUVER, British Columbia — Popular internet personality and self-described “human serviette” Nardwuar shocked artist Josh Augustin of the indie band…
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Club Bouncer Not Letting Delta Variant in Without Girls
PITTSBURGH — A local bouncer at the popular nightclub Shotbar manned his post last night with the adamant mindset to…
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Red Hot Chili Peppers Wear Dress Socks on Dicks for Court Date
LOS ANGELES — The Red Hot Chili Peppers shocked jurors and courtroom personnel at the California State Court House on…
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Red Hot Chili Peppers Wear Dress Socks on Dicks for Court Date
LOS ANGELES — The Red Hot Chili Peppers shocked jurors and courtroom personnel at the California State Court House on…
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News on the Dow Jones Would Terrify Man if He Knew What It Meant
ST. LOUIS — Local man Connor Goodman checked the stock market today and was too confused by what he read…
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Freshman Architect Installs Load-Bearing Tarantino Poster
COLUMBIA, Mo. — University of Missouri Freshman and aspiring professional architect Henry Right made the innovative choice while re-doing his…
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DIY Punk Newspaper 90% Obituaries
DEKALB, Ill. — Staff of underground punk newspaper The Shattered Mirror, created by scene members for scene members, noticed a…
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Yet Again I’m the Only Cool Guy at This AA Meeting
This is getting ridiculous. When I attended my first Alcoholics Anonymous meeting, I thought it would be a cool bunch…
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