Entry-Level Bassist Position Requires Bullshit 5 Years of Exposure
BALTIMORE — Local indie band Pedro Pastel put out an ad seeking an entry-level bassist that required an unrealistic five…
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Review: Wet Leg “Wet Leg”
Each week The Hard Times takes a good hard look at a banger of an album. This week we’ll be…
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Review: Green Day “Dookie”
Each week The Hard Times travels back to review a classic album of the past. Sometimes it’s even a good…
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Opinion: It’s Never Too Late to Start Over Unless You’re Over 35
Just about every study reveals that 9 out of every 10 Americans are unsatisfied with where they are in life.…
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Every Misfits Album Ranked
Misfits are one of the most recognizable bands of all time. Not many other groups combined Elvis-inspired crooning and punk…
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Black Metal Parents Keep Pestering Daughter to Give Them Grandkids to Sacrifice
FRENCH LICK, Ind. — Local black metal parents Suzanne and Dmitri Ubnatern are persistent in asking their 30-year-old daughter to…
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I Don’t Have a St. Patrick’s Day Problem, I Can Stop Celebrating Whenever I Want
It seems my friends and family have gathered here to take part in some sort of intervention due to my…
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Oscars Attempt to Engage Younger Audience by Giving Lifetime Achievement Award to Timothée Chalamet
LOS ANGELES — The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences announced that 27-year-old Timothée Chalamet will be honored with…
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Exhausted Christian Bale Only Gains Three or Four Pounds for New Movie Role
LOS ANGELES — A reportedly worn-out Christian Bale only put on a few pounds for an upcoming movie despite his…
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Venue Security Guard Not Really Sure Why They’re Needed at They Might Be Giants Show
NEW YORK — Local security guard Frank Bologna has absolutely no clue why he’s needed to work a mostly docile…
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