Review: Green Day “Dookie” April 2, 2023 Each week The Hard Times travels back to review a classic album of the past. Sometimes it’s even a good… Read More →
Opinion: It’s Never Too Late to Start Over Unless You’re Over 35 March 27, 2023 Just about every study reveals that 9 out of every 10 Americans are unsatisfied with where they are in life.… Read More →
Every Misfits Album Ranked March 24, 2023 Misfits are one of the most recognizable bands of all time. Not many other groups combined Elvis-inspired crooning and punk… Read More →
Black Metal Parents Keep Pestering Daughter to Give Them Grandkids to Sacrifice March 19, 2023 FRENCH LICK, Ind. — Local black metal parents Suzanne and Dmitri Ubnatern are persistent in asking their 30-year-old daughter to… Read More →
I Don’t Have a St. Patrick’s Day Problem, I Can Stop Celebrating Whenever I Want March 17, 2023 It seems my friends and family have gathered here to take part in some sort of intervention due to my… Read More →
Oscars Attempt to Engage Younger Audience by Giving Lifetime Achievement Award to Timothée Chalamet March 12, 2023 LOS ANGELES — The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences announced that 27-year-old Timothée Chalamet will be honored with… Read More →
Exhausted Christian Bale Only Gains Three or Four Pounds for New Movie Role March 10, 2023 LOS ANGELES — A reportedly worn-out Christian Bale only put on a few pounds for an upcoming movie despite his… Read More →
Venue Security Guard Not Really Sure Why They’re Needed at They Might Be Giants Show March 9, 2023 NEW YORK — Local security guard Frank Bologna has absolutely no clue why he’s needed to work a mostly docile… Read More →
Review: Radiohead “Kid A” March 5, 2023 Each week The Hard Times travels back to review an album that we probably should have when it came out.… Read More →
Millennial Rewatches “MTV Cribs” to Live Vicariously Through Someone Who Owns a Home March 3, 2023 REHOBOTH BEACH, Del. — Local 34-year-old Amy Mangold recently binge-watched several old episodes of “MTV Cribs” as a way to… Read More →