Opinion: “Caress Me Down” Taught Me More Applicable Spanish Than Duolingo
Hola. Mucho gusto. That means “Hi, pleased to meet you.” Did I learn that from your little fucking owl? ¡No!…
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Arielle Andreano
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Boeing Swears They Just Only Hire Suicidal People
ARLINGTON, Va. – Executives at Boeing responded to the mysterious death of a second whistleblower by claiming the company has…
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Shazam to Add Feature That Tells User Whether It’s Okay to Like That Song
LONDON — Ubiquitous music identification app, Shazam, announced the release of a feature that will help users identify whether that…
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Parent Playing Animal-Themed Playlist at Children’s Party Beginning to Think Toadies Song Not About Possums
SAN DIEGO – Local parent Nicholas Klein began to question the playlist he made for his kid’s wild animal-themed birthday…
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Opinion: Back in My Day, You Had to Play an Hour of “Pro Skater” with a Stranger Before Taking Home a Dry Eighth
I try really hard not to be the “Back in my day…” type of gal, but every time 4/20 rolls…
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Inspiring! This Woman is Proud of Standing up for Herself Despite Being Objectively Wrong
We all know how important it is for women to start standing firmly in their truths, especially in a post…
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Goth Woman Uses Incognito Mode to Shop for Sensible Shoes
SEATTLE – An integral member of the local goth scene caused an uproar when it was discovered she was using…
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