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Opinion: That’s the Last Time I Get My Weather News From Stormfront.org

Well that settles it, this website is terrible! The weather has been all over the place this month and I just wanted to figure out the most appropriate way to dress for the day, so I googled various weather terms and this website, stormfront.org, popped up. And since I’m standing in the middle of a thunderstorm in a t-shirt obviously they didn’t know what they were talking about. Also, fuck the Jews.

Seriously, what a bunch of misinformed blowhards. I asked what the weather would be like today and one poster replied, “The sun will beam over the glorious white race, brother.” Okay, maybe I’m being a little presumptuous- but that sounds like t-shirt weather, right? But instead I walked outside and it was pouring! God must really be mad at the gays today.

I’ll even give them the benefit of the doubt. Maybe I posted to the wrong section. I have to imagine they have members all over the world. So I clicked on their ‘local and regional’ section but all I found out was that there are meetings in my town I can attend and also I learned that Mexicans caused 9/11. Isn’t that crazy? Who would meet up to talk about the weather? Probably those dirty Hindus.

This is the last time I get my weather news from Stormfront.org. From now on I’ll only get my weather reports from credible sources like this other website I found today, “The Daily Stormer.”

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