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Opinion: Now I Only Use Facebook for Marketplace and to Alert My Loved Ones That the White Race Is Under Attack

Remember back in the day when Facebook was a genuinely useful social tool for keeping in touch with old friends and family members, coordinating attendance to upcoming concerts, and posting photos of our children and pets? Now it seems like the platform is utilized solely to perpetuate clickbaiting hate that only serves to drive our divided nation further and further apart. Well, I for one have had enough. That’s why I’ve personally sworn to only use Facebook for Marketplace going forward. That, and to alert my loved ones that the white race is facing genocide.

I mean it, too. Gone are the days when I would post daily updates about how work is going or how much I’m loving the newest episode of Game of Thrones. I’m not going to contribute to this cycle of degeneracy any further. I’ll go onto Facebook when I finally get around to selling the old air hockey table that’s gathering dust in the basement, or to share a video of Tucker Carlson talking about how Democrats are encouraging more immigration in order to leverage political power by replacing “legacy Americans” amongst the electorate. It’s been tough to kick my Facebook habit and only use it for these essential purposes, but I really feel like I’m taking the high road. 

Really, what are we accomplishing with this endless bickering on a social media website owned by some dead-eyed billionaire who’s only grown wealthier as a result of our hostility towards one another? I say enough is enough. Sure, Facebook can still be useful when we’re looking for cheap baby clothes, second-hand wicker furniture, or an absurdly inappropriate warning against mixed-race marriage accompanied by misleading census statistics claiming that native-born Americans will make up less than half of the U.S. population within the next two decades, but anything else is completely unnecessary given how toxic we know this social networking service to be.

I believe such actions are imperative if we want a better world for our children, because the status quo is simply not conducive to a peaceful existence for future generations. We can reduce Facebook to a mere shopping/white supremacy app, but only if we work together. So who’s with me?

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