Steve Packosky
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As a Republican, I was initially delighted by Trump’s “Big Beautiful Bill,” particularly with the cuts it made to the…
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LONG BRANCH, N.J. — An AI computer model based on legendary musician Bruce Springsteen released its first single about an…
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Steve Packosky
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MARSHFIELD, Wis. — Prolific serial killer Earl Hadley expressed hope that his crimes would at least inspire the lyrics to…
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Robert John Scucci
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Hey, you. Yeah… you. The guy hiding behind the plastic shrubs near the restrooms. Listen as carefully as you can…
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Mark Shady
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SAN FRANCISCO — Popular rideshare app Uber announced a new feature that would match intoxicated riders with intoxicated drivers, confirmed…
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Steve Packosky
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BUHL, Idaho — A book report on epic 1851 novel “Moby-Dick” by 10th grader Nick Henderson had clearly been written…
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Tim Graham
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HAWTHORNE, Calif. — A mechanical engineer at SpaceX spontaneously exploded while quietly working on a CAD drawing, according to blood-spattered…
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Dan Rice
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You all know me, you know how I make a living. For decades, I’ve spooked young and old alike with…
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Ben Sobieck
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MINNEAPOLIS — The appearance of an unremarkable cloud in the sky enraged pedestrians in Uptown, prompting a police response in…
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RJ Atkinson
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EASTON, Md. — Local misogynist Bryce Turner is starting to suspect that he, in addition to MSNBC, are to blame…
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