FRANKFORT, Ky. — Oft-succumbing and soon-dying United States senator Mitch McConnell revealed his post-political plans of destroying all the houses…
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New insurance means finding a new PCP. Thankfully, my roommate Kaleb took an online holistic sound-bath course and really knows…
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WASHINGTON — Megadeth frontman Dave Mustaine is petitioning the Trump administration to institute a new law to prevent bands from…
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Corey Montgomery
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Hey there! How ya holding up? Can we get you anything? A drink? A full frontal lobotomy? Oh. You’re ‘good’?…
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Ben Friedman
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CHARLESTON, S.C. — MAGA devotees united in shock and outrage in protests across the country after local woman Helen Graves…
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Dan Rice
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I just had the most horrible experience. There I was, minding my own business, watching “My Dinner With Andre” so…
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SAN DIEGO — Members of the indie rock group Pinback celebrated after their song “Penelope” was once again named the…
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Nick Conway
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LOS ANGELES — The producers of the hit reality dating show “Love Island” announced a punk spin-off titled “Promiscuous Warehouse,”…
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Amir Adan
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Just when you thought international relations couldn’t get any sweeter, we’ve got a story of one long-term pals really showing…
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NEW YORK – Nearly-retired Beastie Boys fan Seth Duffy is currently fighting for his right to get a CPAP machine…
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